I need toilet paper

man:I’d like to buy som dog food
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Salesman: do u’ve dog?
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Man:Yes
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sale:Wr?
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Man:home
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Sale:i’m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
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next day
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man:do u’ve cat food?
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Sale:whr’s cat?
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Man:home
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Sales:sory can’t sel u unles I c cat
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3day man walks in wid bag
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Sale:Wts in bag?
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Man: put ur hand in
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Sale:It’s warm and moist Wat is it?
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Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper….